its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
why are you having children with your sister
where is the lie tho?
britney starts out the star but now no one cares
beyonce is everyone’s favorite
madonna used to be relevant but now just pops up here and again to fuck with Gaga
and evvvvveryone loves Gaga and she’s got the little drug prob but hey it’s whatev she got the crazy hair to back it up
scott… in what world u livin where evvvvvveryone loves gaga???
He lives in the real world.
Anonymous said: Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?
THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES
DEAR STRAIGHT BOYS THIS IS FOR YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKERS
I have to reblog this…no I MUST reblog this.
Lube is love, y’all.
I cant believe this is still going.