YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.
Now she has two moms because only a woman shaves her beard.
Scooby-Doo On Zombie Island (1998)
"We wanted a curse on the pirates. To destroy them as we destroyed our island. Our wish was granted. We became cat creatures and destroyed the pirates! Only afterwards did we discover that invoking the Cat God’s power had cursed us as well."